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In the neon drenched year of 2027, in a
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dusty desert town called Kluckville,
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chickens rule the blockchain. Meet
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Henrietta, a feathered visionary who
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accidentally mined a fictional
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cryptocurrency called Feathercoin, FTHR,
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while pecking at a solarp powered
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Raspberry Pi left in her coupe. Each pec
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somehow validated a block and now
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Henrietta is sitting on a 10,000 FTHR
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fortune enough to buy every grain silo
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in Nevada. But here's the kicker.
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Feathercoin isn't just digital money.
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It's a sensient blockchain that clucks
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through smart speakers to communicate.
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Every transaction triggers a surround
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sound bock that's driving Kluckville
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nuts. The town's folk, led by a paranoid
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exNFT influencer named Buzz Pixel Poppy
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Rodriguez, believe Henrietta's horde is
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cursed. They're not wrong. Feathercoin's
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code is inexplicably tied to an ancient
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Mayan chicken deity, PLL the plucky, who
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demands hourly offerings of virtual corn
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NFTts. Enter Jinx, a bumbling crypto
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hacker with a neck tattoo of a QR code
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that doesn't scan. Jinx hatches a wild
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plan to steal Henrietta's private key,
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which she's hidden in a 3D printed egg
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guarded by her flock of laseredeyed
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roosters. The heist goes haywire when
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Jinx's VR headset running a bootleg
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MetaMask knockoff called Cluckamask gets
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hacked by the blockchain itself.
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Suddenly, Jinx is trapped in a virtual
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hen house, forced to solve cryptographic
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puzzles while dodging pixelated eggs
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thrown by Pall's avatar, a 10- foot tall
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disco ball feathered chicken wielding a
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ledger whip. Meanwhile, Pixel Poppy live
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streams the chaos on his Cryptoclux
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YouTube channel, narrating in a manic
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voiceover. Yo, fam, this hen's hodling
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harder than a Dogecoin whale in 21. The
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stream goes viral when Henrietta,
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somehow live streaming from her coupe
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via a hacked Ring camera, starts
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airdropping FTHR to random viewers,
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causing a global frenzy. The catch?
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Every airdrop comes with a mandatory
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chicken dance emote that autoplays on
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recipients phones, leading to millions
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twerking like poultry in public. The
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climax hits when Jinx, still stuck in
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the virtual hen house, accidentally
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triggers Feathercoin's Cluck apocalypse
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protocol, turning Cluckville's street
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lights into giant NFT projectors that
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beam chicken memes into the sky, the
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town unites to save Henrietta. realizing
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her fortune funds their only water pump.
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In a surreal twist, Pal the Pluckucky
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manifests IRL as a glittery chicken
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hologram, declares Henrietta the chosen
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clock, and burns half the Feathercoin
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supply to appease the blockchain gods,
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spiking its value to the moon. The story
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ends with Jinx reformed, running a
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Feathercoin themed food truck selling NF
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tacos, Pixel Poppy retiring to breed
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virtual chickens, and Henrietta
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launching her own DAO. Decentralized
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aven organization. Cluckville becomes a
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crypto pilgrimage site where tourists
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pay 0.1 FTHR to hear the blockchain
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cluck the weather forecast. Voiceover
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vibe. Picture a high energy YouTuber
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with a mix of Mr. Beast's hype and John
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Oliver's snark riffing over glitchy
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8-bit chicken animations and bass heavy
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crypto beats. Perfect for a meme comic
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with panels of Henrietta strutting past
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laseredeyed roosters, Jinx flailing in
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VR, and PLL's disco chicken glow
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lighting up the desert
